Last Updated on May 29, 2021
FOR SALE: *SPECIAL iPhone 6*
ONE OF A KIND. READ MORE!!!
- Screen cracked in a PERFECT “X”
- One-of-a-kind enduring software corruption
- Imminent risk of permanent data loss (kind of like a game… you never know!)
- Special battery (Jumps from 50% to 1% instantaneously!)
- Clicky corners (4 additional makeshift buttons for recreational use!)
- Great for iPhone 7 users who miss the feeling of buttons that really click!
- Weakened glue surrounding the screen (talk about internal access made easy!)
- Frozen pixels in top lefthand corner for added sense of depth
- Malfunctioning microphone
- Never worry about saying something stupid ever again. They won’t hear it anyway.
- Presence of a Headphone Jack (wired and wireless BOTH supported!)
NO OTHER IPHONE IN THE WORLD LIKE IT!
Starting Asking Price: $1,000.
Willing to Consider Best Offer in comment section below.
Disclosure: Post written in good fun. My iPhone 6 is not actually for sale right now (unless you want it to be… then we really should talk. 😉 ) I only wrote this post as a joke because I’m quickly becoming overwhelmed by the long list of things my phone is unable to do.