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While shopping around Target for a new umbrella, I passed by a crate of pumpkins and stopped to look at them. When I saw that one pumpkin was only $3.99, I decided to buy one just for the heck of it. Whether I carved it or used it as a fall harvest decoration, I knew I’d find a purpose for it.<\/p>\n

As I waited in line to pay, I noticed someone had put down a cheap pumpkin carving toolkit near the register. I picked it up to inspect what it came with and next thing you\u00a0know, yet another unplanned item\u00a0was in my basket ready for check out.<\/p>\n

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It’s been so many years since I’ve carved a pumpkin. I suppose my recent trip to the Great Jack O’Lantern Blaze<\/a> and knowing that tomorrow is Halloween got me in the pumpkin-carving spirit. I started thinking about what I could\u00a0carve and where I’d put the pumpkin. Living in a college dorm really limits your options. You either appreciate the\u00a0pumpkin from the comfort of your small\u00a0dorm\u00a0room or let it sit outside in the hallway with the risk of people\u00a0destroying it.<\/p>\n

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To my surprise, carving a pumpkin was SIGNIFICANTLY easier than I remember it being when I was just a kid. I vividly remember being repulsed by the inside of the pumpkin (it’s not\u00a0so\u00a0<\/em>bad) and struggling to cut through the pumpkin itself (that wasn’t too difficult either). It was strange to compare my experience then to now.<\/p>\n

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I did everything\u00a0I\u00a0could remember: cut out the top, scrape out the gooey insides, poke out a design, and carve. I decided I was going to place my pumpkin in the hallway despite the risks. If someone destroys it, so be it. Halloween is only a\u00a0day away anyhow. I can only hope\u00a0people will appreciate it and let it be.<\/p>\n

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I actually considered carving out, “RA” (short for Resident Assistant) and leaving it next to my door but I feared that would give students more<\/em> of a reason to abuse my helpless pumpkin. I opted for a safer and more Halloween-themed design. I carved a Jack O’Lantern.<\/p>\n

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Considering I did all of this in just half an hour with little\u00a0planning and almost no recent\u00a0pumpkin-carving experience, I was really pleased with how it came out!<\/p>\n

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My Jack O’Lantern now resides beside my door with an open-top tissue box filled with free candy for my residents. I’m pretty sure one person took all of the candy ten minutes after I put it out but that’s to be expected in a college dorm. It’s the thought that counts, I tell myself.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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