{"id":11082,"date":"2014-06-04T20:50:42","date_gmt":"2014-06-05T00:50:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/basicallybeyondbasic.com\/?p=11082"},"modified":"2023-07-31T11:24:56","modified_gmt":"2023-07-31T15:24:56","slug":"my-family-only-buys-heteronormative-date-nuts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.therockysafari.com\/2014\/06\/04\/my-family-only-buys-heteronormative-date-nuts\/","title":{"rendered":"My Family Only Buys Heteronormative Date Nuts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: left;\">So my dad was sitting in the kitchen when he noticed my container of dehydrated date nuts. (A quick FYI &#8211;\u00a0I have an\u00a0obsession with dehydrated fruit and keep a variety\u00a0in my\u00a0house at all times! This week I bought dates! ^.^)<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_11138\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-11138\" style=\"width: 705px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-11138 size-large\" src=\"https:\/\/www.therockysafari.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/dates-1024x665.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"705\" height=\"458\" srcset=\"\/cdn-cgi\/image\/width=1024,height=665,fit=crop,quality=80,format=auto,onerror=redirect,metadata=none\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/dates.jpg 1024w, \/cdn-cgi\/image\/width=300,height=195,fit=crop,quality=80,format=auto,onerror=redirect,metadata=none\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/dates.jpg 300w, \/cdn-cgi\/image\/width=768,height=498,fit=crop,quality=80,format=auto,onerror=redirect,metadata=none\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/dates.jpg 768w, \/cdn-cgi\/image\/width=1536,height=997,fit=crop,quality=80,format=auto,onerror=redirect,metadata=none\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/dates.jpg 1536w, \/cdn-cgi\/image\/width=2048,height=1329,fit=crop,quality=80,format=auto,onerror=redirect,metadata=none\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/dates.jpg 2048w, \/cdn-cgi\/image\/width=290,height=188,fit=crop,quality=80,format=auto,onerror=redirect,metadata=none\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/dates.jpg 290w, \/cdn-cgi\/image\/width=407,height=264,fit=crop,quality=80,format=auto,onerror=redirect,metadata=none\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/dates.jpg 407w, \/cdn-cgi\/image\/width=800,height=519,fit=crop,quality=80,format=auto,onerror=redirect,metadata=none\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/dates.jpg 800w, \/cdn-cgi\/image\/width=512,height=332,fit=crop,quality=80,format=auto,onerror=redirect,metadata=none\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/dates.jpg 512w, \/cdn-cgi\/image\/width=1220,height=792,fit=crop,quality=80,format=auto,onerror=redirect,metadata=none\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/dates.jpg 1220w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 705px) 100vw, 705px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-11138\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">yum<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Seeing the new\u00a0container of dates, my dad casually asked, &#8220;So what exactly is a <em>date<\/em>?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>My mom was quick to respond, &#8220;It&#8217;s when a boy and girl like each other very much and go somewhere special.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I looked down. Aah, another one of those comments&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Heteronormativity is so engrained in their minds it&#8217;s like they are trying to forget I ever bothered coming out to them. I know I may be overanalyzing what may have been meant as nothing more than an innocent joke but this still shows a set pattern of thinking. Maybe she honestly slipped up and forgot that saying a comment like that with heteronormative assumptions to her gay son might be a bad idea&#8230; :\/<\/p>\n<p>Or was this <a href=\"https:\/\/therockysafari.com\/2014\/05\/23\/my-parents-are-pretending-i-never-came-out\/\">another sly remark<\/a> in hopes of brainwashing me to be straight? If it was, I should have addressed it. Usually, I look past this type of stuff but it almost seems inconsiderate that my parents aren&#8217;t being more sensitive right now. It&#8217;s still a raw subject in our household and I think they should be more careful about what they say since I didn&#8217;t <a href=\"https:\/\/therockysafari.com\/2014\/04\/21\/coming-out-at-3am-on-easter\/\">come out to them<\/a>\u00a0all that\u00a0long ago.<\/p>\n<p>If it happens a third time, I am\u00a0going to speak up.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So my dad was sitting in the kitchen when he noticed my container of dehydrated date nuts. 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