Listing My iPhone 6 For Sale… Exclusive Offer!

Last Updated on May 29, 2021

FOR SALE: *SPECIAL iPhone 6*

ONE OF A KIND. READ MORE!!!

Features Include:

  • Screen cracked in a PERFECT “X”
  • One-of-a-kind enduring software corruption
  • Imminent risk of permanent data loss (kind of like a game… you never know!)
  • Special battery (Jumps from 50% to 1% instantaneously!)
  • Clicky corners (4 additional makeshift buttons for recreational use!)
    • Great for iPhone 7 users who miss the feeling of buttons that really click!
  • Weakened glue surrounding the screen (talk about internal access made easy!)
  • Frozen pixels in top lefthand corner for added sense of depth
  • Malfunctioning microphone
    • Never worry about saying something stupid ever again. They won’t hear it anyway.
  • Presence of a Headphone Jack (wired and wireless BOTH supported!)

NO OTHER IPHONE IN THE WORLD LIKE IT!

Starting Asking Price: $1,000.
Willing to Consider Best Offer in comment section below.

Disclosure: Post written in good fun. My iPhone 6 is not actually for sale right now (unless you want it to be… then we really should talk. 😉 ) I only wrote this post as a joke because I’m quickly becoming overwhelmed by the long list of things my phone is unable to do.

7 Comments

  1. Anonymous

    Almost all those problems happened to my friend with her iPhone 6 Plus (Especially the screens cracks). I think she exchanged her phone three times through the Apple store! If you’re still under warranty maybe you can do an exchange?

    1. Hmm I doubt there is a warranty. My phone is over 2 years old and I don’t have any of those Apple Care packages. I’m probably going to get a new phone soon. I can’t handle the battery randomly dying several times throughout the day anymore.

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