Daily Prompt: Uncanned Laughter

“A misused word, a misremembered song lyric, a cream pie that just happened to be there: tell us about a time you (or someone else) said or did something unintentionally funny.” -The Daily Prompt

*Driving to pick up the guy I’m dating*

Me to my sister: Manny’s going to sit in the passenger seat when we pick him up – can you jump in the back?

Sister: Um you don’t have a sorority…

Me: ..Sorority?

Sister: Majority.

Me: You mean to tell me I don’t have a sorority majority!?

Sister: Ugh whatever…sorority.. majority.. just stop.

Me: I think you mean seniority

Um you don’t have sorority.

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