“A misused word, a misremembered song lyric, a cream pie that just happened to be there: tell us about a time you (or someone else) said or did something unintentionally funny.” –The Daily Prompt
*Driving to pick up the guy I’m dating*
Me to my sister: Manny’s going to sit in the passenger seat when we pick him up – can you jump in the back?
Sister: Um you don’t have sorority…
Me: You mean to tell me I don’t have sorority majority!?
Sister: Ugh whatever…sorority.. majority.. just stop.
Me: I think you mean seniority…