Daily Prompt: 10,000 Spoons

“…When all you need is a knife might not be ironic, but it is unfortunate. Add your own verse, stanza, or story of badly-timed annoyance to Alanis Morissette’s classic.” -The Daily Post

That’s the song my 7th grade English teacher used to play when he was teaching our class about irony! We had to memorize the whole thing and I remember I became OBSESSED with it. I think I still know all of the words to this day.

In fact, it was the first song I ever paid for haha. I probably paid way more than I should have since it was one of those Verizon MP3s you could download on the old fashion feature phones.

I remember my teacher asked us that very same question and my response back then was: “A nonbreakable ruler that breaks” because it happened to me in class that day. Wow, that sure wouldn’t sound very good in the song though…

I’ll stick to blogging.

The Rocky Safari
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