Daily Prompt: Festivus for the Rest of Us

“You have been named supreme ruler of the universe. Your first order of business is creating and instituting a holiday or festival in your honor. What day of the year is your holiday? What special events will take place? Describe YOU DAY in as great a detail as you can muster: the special foods we’ll consume, the decorations we’ll use…everything.” -The Daily Post

Wow, a day celebrated in honor of me: the supreme ruler of the universe? Now that’s a strange thought…

To celebrate Me-Day, families would feast upon buffalo wings and caesar salads for dinner. Those who don’t like to eat meat would be forced to enjoy it for this one special day a year. I’m just kidding, vegetarians and whatnot could just eat the salad without any meat or whatever. And any other food they feel like having. No one’s going to force them to do anything. I’m not an evil supreme ruler.

To decorate, homes would be filled with decorations of every color of the rainbow to recognize the LGBT community. The brighter the better. 😉 Hahaha this has the potential to look so ugly and ridiculous… but for one day, why not?

I would encourage everyone to do some form of community service to help those in need on Me-Day.

Oh, and Me-Day would be celebrated every year on my birthday.

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